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my tumblr relationships
- me: omfg ily i swear we're like long lost twins or something your blog is my life
- me: also what is your name
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Let’s just thank god that John Green didn’t have Hazel and Augusts text like normal teenagers
because can you imagine
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[on the first date] uhh… heh… (sweats) umm… so uh do you say “gif” or “jif” hahah
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Cosmo Sex Tip #676
When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”
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Some people have these like fandom specific blogs and then there’s me:
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As if we needed more proof that Mark 42 is the Moon Moon of Tony’s suits.
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our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
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